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Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease

A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
by Catlover145 June 24, 2017
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Nocturnal Cobra

When your boy dare you to send a dick pic so you stick the Snapchat cam in your pants and your hoe don't know.
"Boy, last night I pulled a Nocturnal Cobra on my bitch."
by Fupa Friend August 25, 2016
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nocturnal dream

A dream about sex
I had a nocturnal dream and it was magical
by Devin1234sex May 12, 2016
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Shade Nocturne

A grumpy dragon YouTuber, that likes ranting (reviewing) mostly bad but sometimes decent movies
by RacketyKnight October 31, 2019
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Nocturnal

Oh man, Nocturnal says so many slurs!
by NocturnalWis July 7, 2021
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nocturnal gypsy

Any Eastern European who sleeps at his desk during the work day followed up with texts and non stop emails after hours
Adont is a nocturnal gypsy
by Cepic69 June 13, 2023
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Nocturnal Disconnected and Sensless Activities (NDSA)

action to do anything at night impulsively like tattooing yourself, get lost on YouTube, get a manicure at 3am, shave your brows, cut your hair
Clementine is doing a manicure at 3am, she is in crisis of Nocturnal Disconnected and sensless activities (NDSA)
by QueenNeptune December 11, 2018
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