Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 05, 2018
by Poppy dick July 25, 2023
When 3 friends get super zoinked and have a grand dance circle without questioning it and/or realizing what they’re doing
by ForSheezyMan July 22, 2018
A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?
I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
by Catlover145 June 24, 2017
Email or other electronic communication sent overnight which catches the recipient by surprise, sometimes by the impact of the transmission, when discovered the following morning.
by AFDV December 18, 2010
Have you heard of Shade Nocturne?
by RacketyKnight November 01, 2019
The Nocturnal Knights is an Esports Team
Based in USA/Canada.
Main games: Critical Ops, Krunker, Fortnite, Rainbow Six Siege, PubG
Based in USA/Canada.
Main games: Critical Ops, Krunker, Fortnite, Rainbow Six Siege, PubG
by Dalkota March 13, 2020