The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

Nocturnal transmission

Email or other electronic communication sent overnight which catches the recipient by surprise, sometimes by the impact of the transmission, when discovered the following morning.

Another nocturnal transmission!?! I can't believe I have to clean up this mess again!

by AFDV December 19, 2010

Nocturnal Creative Process

The bizzare phenomena in which a person's mind becomes more explorative, creative, or thoughtful at night, ultimately leading to an increased amount of productivity not observed during daylight hours.

I was tapped in to my nocturnal creative process.

by bleedoutlay August 9, 2025

Nocturnal Nico

The act of masturbating while crying when your partner refuses to have sex with you in the middle of the night, then cumming on her butt cheeks. The act if commonly followed by throwing a towel at her and saying “clean yourself up you disgust me”.

Man, i had such a rough week at GP, last night I had to do the nocturnal Nico”

by GP69a October 11, 2025

nocturnal gypsy

Any Eastern European who sleeps at his desk during the work day followed up with texts and non stop emails after hours

Adont is a nocturnal gypsy

by Cepic69 June 13, 2023

Nocturnal People

Male's and Female's comfortable with night time hour's based on sensitivity to ultra violet light because of neurological natural enhanced nerves for night time. An nocturnal human species.

Nocturnal People come out at night, given the choice to like thousands of year's ago.

by SunArt July 29, 2019

no nocturnal november

Every November, person who participate it will no longer active at night and they should sleep at night. If someone still awake within sunset to sunrise, they failed the challenge. So then, their sleep quality rise during November.

"Heyya! wanna try No Nocturnal November?"
"Sure, what the challenge to do?"
"You sleep from sunset until you awake at sunrise"
"Alright bet, I accepted the challenge."

by CalamitasLurker November 3, 2025