a common diagnosis given by a trained medical professional when there is nothing wrong with his patient
patient: "Yo doc, my knee hurts like whoa"
doctor:"Hmm...looks like Iliotibial Band Friction. Have a lollipop."
doctor:"Hmm...looks like Iliotibial Band Friction. Have a lollipop."
by The Knee Doctor September 30, 2011
Get the Iliotibial Band Friction mug.1) The force applied to one's penis during masturbation or hand job. Levels of "HDF" can become increasingly uncomfortable without the use of proper lubrication.
2) The act of male masturbation
2) The act of male masturbation
by kilo2824 July 2, 2011
Get the Hand Dick Friction mug.One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.
Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....
Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
by Yippikiai June 9, 2013
Get the Ball bag friction theory mug.When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.
Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.
by Friction crane guy January 1, 2023
Get the Have you ever run a friction crane? mug.Simulating the friction: To take action of ridiculous activities pruely to irritate anyone by the name of Ethan
Chris: Hey Ethan I'm going to simulate the friction to stimulate the if loop.
Ethan: Fucking damn it.
Ethan: Fucking damn it.
by CTCR May 31, 2018
Get the Simulate the Friction mug.It is the force between two surfaces in contact that acts in a direction opposite to the direction of motion and causes the object to slow down and stop.
by poggings32 May 28, 2022
Get the Friction Force mug.The act of shaking a snack eg. Popcorn or M&M's back and forth in your hand in the hopes it will taste better.
by Ivbnhrb4 November 10, 2010
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