New Years' Distribution

not commonly practiced nowadays, when one tries to see how much sex they can get on New Years Eve before it hits 12:00M. They are, this distributing themselves out before New Years.

(often the rue years eve of many drunkards or e-poppers)

F:What are you doing on New Years Eve?
B:I'm gonna do a New Years' Distribution, then I'm go home and watch the ball drop.

by Brittney Sade January 11, 2009

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Lunar new year

The retreat of the lunar cycle in our solar system.

Lunar new year falls on February 5th

by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019

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New Years ballbust

As soon as the new year begins kick a guy in the nuts as hard as you can and yell “Happy new year”

Are you ready for a New Years ballbust when the ball drops?

by Ballbusting enthusiast June 27, 2022

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New Years Fallout

That dangerous period of time within 1-2 weeks after the New year in which people try to go through with their New Year's Resolution. Often met with minimal success.

Bob: Hey Tom, whats your New Years Resolution?
Tom: I think I'll lose some weight.

1-2 Weeks later.*
Bob: Tom was a good man, its such a shame that he had to die so young. Our thoughts and wishes go out to his friends and family.

Tom's Mom: Curse you New Years Fallout!
*Shakes fist at sky*

by Heyatomitsbob December 28, 2009

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happy new year

(noun) anyone having a birthday around the end of September or the beginning of October, indicating they were conceived on New Year's Eve/Day.

"What's up with that group birthday party?"

"Each one is a happy new year. I heard on the radio October 5 is the most popular birthday in the nation."

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by sally forth February 06, 2010

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