Billy: Look at that nerd! Wanna go make fun of him?
Bob: No thanks, he'll remember me and I'll end up working for him someday.
Bob: No thanks, he'll remember me and I'll end up working for him someday.
by skinnybananachick5 March 01, 2011
Someone who has the complete knowledge (and then some) to create MDMA(ecstacy) and nootropics(permanent brain boosting smart drugs), but are too chicken and brainwashed governmentally to do it. Nootropics are non-toxic and increase IQ and memory while cognitive enhancers (like mercury) only give a temporary boost while leaving the brain toxic and worse than before. Nerds are joining the illuminati to screw us all, when, in the end, the illuminati will screw them first. Foolish freedom stealing nerds. Bill Gates has joined them. Rob Portman is an illuminati member. Tyranny WILL FALL! The NWO WILL FAIL!
Dude A:Have you heard how nerds made a nootropic illegal?
Educated Person: Actually I read it online! How can they do that? Do they want us all to be morons or what!
Dude B:It's all part of the NWO, man! They want us ALL to be dummies. They only want intellect for themselves with their crazy obsession with "genetic modification", which caused many deseases.
Educated Person: Nerds think they own everything, when they all look like dick heads.
Nerd: looks stereotypish Uh? Don't we all should eccept that I'm smarter than all of you. Only nerds with genetics and illuminati will control all. Killing 90 pur-cent of you, hahaha!.
Educated Person: No one's talking to you. Shut up, Assface!
Dude A: Yeah! SHut up!
Dude B: Shut the hell up, "Nerd". (N)oob (E)ating Ronald (R)eagan's (D)ick! N.E.R.D.
Educated Person: Actually I read it online! How can they do that? Do they want us all to be morons or what!
Dude B:It's all part of the NWO, man! They want us ALL to be dummies. They only want intellect for themselves with their crazy obsession with "genetic modification", which caused many deseases.
Educated Person: Nerds think they own everything, when they all look like dick heads.
Nerd: looks stereotypish Uh? Don't we all should eccept that I'm smarter than all of you. Only nerds with genetics and illuminati will control all. Killing 90 pur-cent of you, hahaha!.
Educated Person: No one's talking to you. Shut up, Assface!
Dude A: Yeah! SHut up!
Dude B: Shut the hell up, "Nerd". (N)oob (E)ating Ronald (R)eagan's (D)ick! N.E.R.D.
by GhostlyTruth July 27, 2012
A real nerd is smart and stylish, but they are secretly nerds. An idiotic, school obsessed, fool who is least likely to go to college, be social enough, or at least wear normal clothes. The media potrays the steryotype, and they demonstrate that the media is telling the truth. When someone looks up the word nerd, the F**king images tell it all. why don't nerds (or white N***ers) grow up and wear stylish or regular clothes and post them on the internet (even 1990s clothes would be OK. If not, GO TO HELL "NERDS". From
a different and stylish (brand name clothes and shoes like nike, adidas, air, avirex, reebok, ect.) dude with lots of confidence, intelligent, was laughed at the most for over three years in high school who considered himself a nerd in an overflowingly positive way until that was shattered by harsh reality. I am not a "nerd" anymore because of F***in' "nerds"! If not, all of you "nerds" (including milhose whose a geek (air-head with loser clothes) are going to pay. Your clothes wouldn't even help the needy ('cause they're not desperate).You "nerds" are sooooo foolish not even Mr.T could pity you. You "nerds" are so unstylish not even Naruto could believe it!!!!! "Nerds" are all neeks: Smart like a nerd, but as unstylish as a geek.
a different and stylish (brand name clothes and shoes like nike, adidas, air, avirex, reebok, ect.) dude with lots of confidence, intelligent, was laughed at the most for over three years in high school who considered himself a nerd in an overflowingly positive way until that was shattered by harsh reality. I am not a "nerd" anymore because of F***in' "nerds"! If not, all of you "nerds" (including milhose whose a geek (air-head with loser clothes) are going to pay. Your clothes wouldn't even help the needy ('cause they're not desperate).You "nerds" are sooooo foolish not even Mr.T could pity you. You "nerds" are so unstylish not even Naruto could believe it!!!!! "Nerds" are all neeks: Smart like a nerd, but as unstylish as a geek.
Mr.T:I pity da foo, but not da nerd(Mega fool or "nerd")!
Naruto:!!That's right, I can't believe it!!
"Nerd":neek
Naruto:!!That's right, I can't believe it!!
"Nerd":neek
by HawaiianPunch1 January 29, 2010
stands for:
Not Even Remotely Dorky
nerd is one of the highest of compliments in the modern world.
most people think that nerd is a derogatory term for an intellectual. they are wrong.
A nerd is both smart and cool.
Not Even Remotely Dorky
nerd is one of the highest of compliments in the modern world.
most people think that nerd is a derogatory term for an intellectual. they are wrong.
A nerd is both smart and cool.
i called Jake a nerd today. He then promptly hit me in the jaw. I'm not sure why, all i did is complement him.
by Bobby McFee March 04, 2008
A classic nerd, not one of those "hip" nerds with "smart" glasses. A real smart as hell boring as your grandmother, glasses wearing, chinless, chesthairless, bonafide geek. Think Bill/melinda gates, stephen hawkins etc.
A. Oh my god that new statistic professor is such an asshole. Yesterday he called me stupid in front of everyone.
B. I know, the nerds seem to like him though. Apparently you need an above 145 IQ to "get" him.
A. Yeah, I guess he's a "nerd's nerd"
B. I know, the nerds seem to like him though. Apparently you need an above 145 IQ to "get" him.
A. Yeah, I guess he's a "nerd's nerd"
by Cont78 August 03, 2011
by les dixiemes November 05, 2010
future rulers of the world. We shall control all of the mindless who make fun of us in high school for our greater intelligence.
by thelawnz June 13, 2010