by jut2497 April 27, 2022

by asofhas June 17, 2019

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day
Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you
Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you
by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
by paranoidnbroken November 19, 2019

by Treasurebutler October 2, 2019

A dumbass, disgusting, inexcusable day that was made by incels who don't understand why a woman has never touched them.
Incel- It's National Grab Ass Day! I'm going to grab Stephanie's ass.
Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head
Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head
by emotionalgayboy June 20, 2021

Its national grab ass day!!!
by Cooleyboy101 September 6, 2019
