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napoleon dynamite

a movie that was actually good before all of the trend following whiney teens and pre-teens started misquoting it. even though they said it sucked when it came out in theaters, they still seem to have the need to watch it 4 billion times and STILL misquote it every 5 minutes. this movie also fell prey to hot topic even though it doesnt really keep in with their emo loserness theme.
person 1: yea i saw napolean dynamite, it was pretty good

person 2: OMG i LUVVVV that freakin movie lolololol GOSH!!

person 1: if you ever do that again, i will bitchslap you

person 2: OMG lololol CHAPSTICK MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD!!!

person one: {slap} thats not even the right line, you fucking loser!
by steve88 February 18, 2005
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Napoleon Complex

A short person who feels inferior because of their size. They tend to take it out on other people and thrive on power trips. Shouting at others, especially when they are in a position of power, is common. Side affects include short temper, power trips/power-hungriness, anger issues, and often a bad sense of humor.
Mr. Weissman (Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School) has the biggest Napoleon Complex ever...well, almost. He's the perfect example. Ask any of his students.
by imaveghead25 February 23, 2009
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Napoleon Bonaparte

A French emperor who was a great military commander. He conquered most of Europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.
Bonaparte was never blown apart.
by Dark Chaos August 19, 2004
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angry napoleon syndrome

Little short men with attitudes. Usually they are looking for a fight.
by jaeger May 3, 2005
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Napoli's Used Condom

The worst of worst disses, this means that your super gay and like to have "gay butt sex" with other men and there has never been a successful comeback to this statement, and you also like wiener in your butt hole.
by longrodvanghugeendong October 27, 2010
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Napoleon's Hat

A man vaginally penetrates one woman while orally performing upon a second woman. The two women engage in sexplay from the waist up.
"That guys loves to wear Napoleon's Hat with as many ladies as possible"
by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006
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Napolean Dynamite

an awesome movie with no real plot line that is made good by the awesomely funny lines that everyone keeps repeating.
Napolean: I see you're drinking 1% is that because you think you're fat, cuz you're not , you couold be drinking whole if you wanted to
by cutelittleangul February 22, 2005
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