A MySpace addict is A person who is on MySpace24/7 and is always finding new and cool MySpace layouts. Usually has a custom MySpace that looks more like a website. May have allot of friends and custom pictures of themselves.
Jennifer: (calling Josh)What are you doing?
Josh: I'm on MySpace Jennifer: again!? Your always on!
Josh: Because I have nothing better to do.
Jennifer: Dude your A Myspace Addict
People that have nothing better to do than write, talk and lie about themselves. The online epitome of selfishness. The domain of self-absorbed simpletons and expression of what is wrong with American youth - me me me look at me.
A hot chick on Myspace whose photos are used as masturbatory aid.
You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.
Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.
Porn just won't do it for me anymore, I need Myspace Masturbatory Aid.
Someone who sets up a blank phantom page that grants them entry into other peoples MySpace for the sole purpose of being nosey and gleaning peoples personal information without contributing anything back.
1. "How the hell did Kristin find out about last weekend?"
2. "Oh, she's a MyspaceWeasel, she probably finger fucked your page for anything useful.