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Something Gen Z and beyond will never understand.
Myspace was better than Facebook.
Myspace by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh February 13, 2022

MySpace Addict 

A MySpace addict is A person who is on MySpace 24/7 and is always finding new and cool MySpace layouts. Usually has a custom MySpace that looks more like a website. May have allot of friends and custom pictures of themselves.
Jennifer: (calling Josh)What are you doing?
Josh: I'm on MySpace
Jennifer: again!? Your always on!
Josh: Because I have nothing better to do.
Jennifer: Dude your A Myspace Addict
MySpace Addict by DjJennyfe July 11, 2007

Myspace Loser 

People that have nothing better to do than write, talk and lie about themselves. The online epitome of selfishness. The domain of self-absorbed simpletons and expression of what is wrong with American youth - me me me look at me.
I have a myspace page look at it I'm a myspace loser!
Myspace Loser by p!atd moron September 4, 2006

myspace masturbatory aid 

A hot chick on Myspace whose photos are used as masturbatory aid.

You may ask yourself why someone would search for pictures of hot chicks on Myspace instead of just using porn or pictures of celebs.

Well, the alluring part of Myspace pictures is the innocence and the fact that they were most likely not expecting their photos to be used as masturbatory aid.
Porn just won't do it for me anymore, I need Myspace Masturbatory Aid.

Myspace Weasel 

Someone who sets up a blank phantom page that grants them entry into other peoples MySpace for the sole purpose of being nosey and gleaning peoples personal information without contributing anything back.
1. "How the hell did Kristin find out about last weekend?"
2. "Oh, she's a Myspace Weasel, she probably finger fucked your page for anything useful.
Myspace Weasel by John Wesley February 11, 2008

myspace squatter

someone who hides their online status while on myspace because they don't want people to know how often they are actually on it.
He is such a creepy myspace squatter with nothing else to do.
myspace squatter by rabbit317 December 9, 2008