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It means when you don't care about nothing else but your family and your rest
Drake: "She said she love me, I said I lobe her partly, I only love my bed and my mama, sorry."
by DatKiddNiya February 11, 2018
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my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
by Mirukal October 17, 2020
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hoemg/hoe my god/hoe my gay

Hoemg/Hoe my god/Hoe my gay are words that are used to express a feeling of shock.
It originated from LovelyPeaches jkjk
Emma: Hey fat ugly rat!
Karen: Hoemg/Hoe my god/Hoe my gay, your so mean! I'm going to keep asking you "Where is the manager?" until your body turns to dust!
Emma: is shooketh
Karen: Where's the manager?
by Tonbori-chan May 6, 2020
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A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.
First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
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light of my life, fire of my loins

To describe the love of your life, or even more than that. Your world would turn into complete darkness or turn upside down without her.

It is in the opening sentence of Lolita the novel by Vladmir Nabokov / Lolita the movie, in which the narrator was obsessed with his stepdaughter which he named Lolita.

It is adopted by Lana Del Rey as lyrics in her song "Off to the races".
She is the light of my life, fire of my loins, I'm dead when she leaves me.
by JeanG December 14, 2012
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Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.
I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.
by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008
mugGet the Half my ass and both my ballsmug.

Where my people at? Where my people at?

"Where my people at? Where my people at?" Is said by drag race contestant Roxxy Andrews on Season 5, Episode 6 of Rupaul's Drag Race.
"Where my people at? Where my people at?" - Roxxxy Andrews
by MizChunky June 1, 2021
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