Mutual Roofination

The coincidental slipping of roofies to both individuals at a two-person party, each planning to have their way with the other as soon as he/she looses consciousness.

Dean Carlisle: So, Franco? How you feelin'?
Franco Genovese: To tell you the truth, I'm pretty tired. That last drink really went to my head.
Dean Carlisle: zzzzzzzz
Franco Genovese: Shit! Mutual roofination!
Franco Genovese: zzzzzzzz

by Genovese, Franco July 28, 2011

mutually exclusive

A statistical term saying the probability of two events cannot occur at the same time.

A "milf" is an example of something non mutually exclusive; as a mom occuring and being hot occuring, can indeed happen at the same time.

by snapy48 January 9, 2009

Feelings Mutual

A lil uzi vert song

Did you hear Feelings Mutual by Lil uzi vert?

Who’s that?

by Uthought12 May 8, 2019

mutually assured destruction

Happens when one person wittingly shares fluids with another person who is H.I.V. Positive or vice versa.

Tom agreed to roger Bill which is an agreement of mutually assured destruction.

by Peter Nubile September 2, 2003

mutual napkins

the pile of napkins one brings to the table at a restaurant such as chipotle or taco bell for everyone in the group to use. this pile is also much to large for everyone in the group to actually use and is therefore left in neat pile on the table for the next group of people.

randy and his friends kindly left their mutual napkins at the table for the next group to use.

by dishes are done May 31, 2010

mutual scratchation

when embracing another, whether standing or lying on your side, each person scratches the other's back simultaneously

when saying goodbye to a close friend, I always enjoy mutual scratchation.

by sydvic March 28, 2011

Mutual Molestation

Mutual molestation is a type of consentual sexual relation in which both parties molest eachother, giving it the name mutual molestation, or "mm" for short

Both of us were touching each other, so it was mutual molestation

by TopHatTim July 5, 2019