mute toot

when a fart is silent but really stinky.

synonym:SBD, silent but deadly.

Bob: i didn't hear anything, but it smells.
Tim:I mute tooted. ahah.

by Eric F. Bruns October 12, 2009

mute fish

a Dumbass.

people call a mute person dumb and fish as in bass. combine dumb and bass and it sounds like dumbass.

usually called this by someone who thinks they are so clever and witty. but its really just annoying.

Student: Algebra 2 is soooooo confusing.
Teacher: Oh student, you are such a mute fish.

by AlgebraSucks March 8, 2010

Muteness of the Eyes

Another certified definition of someone diagnosed with blindness.

Jerry has Muteness of the Eyes.

by LiuIsAlwaysRight April 26, 2021

email mute

A person that doesn't responds to email within a reasonable amount of time.

Email a question to a person. If that person doesn't respond within a reasonable amount of time then that person can be considered an email mute.

by Michael Kruger December 9, 2008

Palm muting

The act of damping the guitar stings with the pinky finger's palm area this technique gives rock music's rockiness

Hey bro try palm muting that riff

Palm mutes it

Yeah now we talking bitch

by The one who rocks November 26, 2020

mute mirth

When someone laughs, but they don't make a sound.

You know you're a nerd when you mute mirth at a sucky joke.

by mute spitting November 21, 2013

tactical mute

A Call of Duty youtube video with shitty gay-ass music, such as Disturbed, and makes you immediatley turn the volume off.

"Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the- TACTICAL MUTE!!!!"

by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011