delli mustard

When a male and female get together for a sexual meeting and the male ejaculates into a cup after beeing blowed and then proceeds to take a piss into the cup making a liquid that looks like fucked up mustard. He then poors the new liquid onto his female partner and rubs it all over her body

"Oh shit, I'm about to cum, quick give me a cup to mix up some nice deli mustard for our sandwiches"

by Steve July 06, 2004

mustard urine

mustard urine is the yellow, watery, liquid that comes out of a mustard plastic squeeze bottle before the mustard does.

"When you make my ham and cheeese sandwich please leave out the mustard urine!"

by Marc Moskovits January 31, 2008

clunge mustard

The remnants of dried spotty blood at the latter stages of a woman's menstrual cycle

Went to go down on Doreen but noticed she still had a bit of clunge mustard in her undies

by Krudbucket April 29, 2021

Mustard packet

A stack of 100 hundred dollar bills, so called because of the mustard yellow band around the stack.

Addict: How much is the blow gonna run me?
Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight

by #fuckingstupid June 14, 2017

milf mustard

the brown yellow substance that gets on a guys dick when he fucks a milf in the ass.

i know edward was hitting the milf in the ass last night, he has a milf mustard stain in his underwear.

by swampmonkey August 13, 2011

bush-mustard

Bush-mustard is the fishy, creamy substance that is in the bush (hair) of a stanky vagina.-When the vagina hasn’t been cleaned in a while it creates bush mustard.

“I went down on the bitch, and her stanky pussy had bush-mustard in it.

by Sheth July 13, 2018

Mustard Monkey

A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)

Oh look at that mustard monkey over there.

by AnchorageFilipino May 16, 2022