mummy nut 

When your testicles hurt from ejaculating too much.

Dude, I jerked off so much I think I gave myself mummy nut.

mummy nut by fatland October 27, 2012

Mummy Finger

A rather large, rather desirable joint or blunt of dat marijuana.

*Granted a blunt is typically brown, but in this specific definition let's just base the name off of size first, then color.

President Obama: "Well, what's that you got there, Joe? Looks like a bad PR move to me."

Vice President Biden: "Sir, it's a...well, I don't really remember what this is, but it kind of looks like a mummy's finger."

President Obama: "How about you just let me light it up? It's not the first time I've smoked one of these, and it sure won't be the last!"

Vice President Biden: "Hit that mummy finger, Barry!"

Mummy Finger by Mr. Cornito August 21, 2011

Mummy wrap 

Its when you take enough toilet paper to wrap your dick after masterbating.

"I had to clean up, so I did a mummy wrap to my tool."

Mummy wrap by Ad-Rock MC June 16, 2004

Mummy Dust 

Slang for ketamine

He hit that special k so hard mummy dust came out his mouth

Mummy Dust by S$money November 13, 2018

mummy daddy bone 

The nicest possible way to refer to ones penis dork, wang or johnson. so called because only a mummy or a daddy can see this bone.
this is 10 times better word when you are old enough to say dick without ur mum telling you off. Becuase all youre mates think you're strange.

OOOWWWWWW right in the mummy daddy bone!!!!!!!!!
Chris you're 26 man GROW UP

mummy daddy bone by christopher lynch September 22, 2005

mummy dick 

the term used to describe the way your junk looks after gold bonding

I used a lot of gold bond, got me some mummy dick

mummy dick by goombotz August 18, 2009

mummy muff 

a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun

Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."

Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."

mummy muff by E. B. MacNaughton January 5, 2009