moniconiosis

A feeling of euphoria. Especially the desire to be polite and nice to others, almost to the point of syrupy sweetness.

That person was so nice its almost as if he had a case of moniconiosis.

by paqogomez February 22, 2010

Monitor

Not a fucking speaker gabe

A monitor outputs data visually!!!

by Fattybuoy January 17, 2019

monitor malaise

An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.

old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*

by MKHH December 28, 2005

Monmouth University

The Whitest school in the United States. Extremely over priced tuition. Were rich over-privilged New Jersey kids attend college. Easy classes, social circles and cliques that are high school like. You have to go off campus to have any sort of fun. Girls here(even the minority girls) only go for white guys unless you're an athlete. People avoid friendship, conversation, eye contant with people who are different then them. Perfect place to go if you want to avoid contact with other cultures.

I drive from Monmouth University up to Rutgers every Thursday night because I actually want to have a fun night.

by ku November 3, 2004

minimosher

small children that think their kool so copie older rockers. can be identified by their baggy jeans (if a girl: may be bought from tammy) and big black hoody's with the name of their favourite band stamped across it. also may carry around a mini skate board, (or normal size, if they have nice mummys n daddys) that they can't use let alone stand on.

look at that minimosher, he could fit in my hand.

by clairey_fairy February 19, 2004

Monamonamee

Monamonamee is a term used when you shit and piss at the same time.

Dude, I just had a major monamonamee!

by Led Head KJT January 25, 2008

Minimod

A member of a community that acts like a staff member or someone with authority. They will often try to suck up to staff members in hopes of becoming one of them. They are annoying assholes, and very hypocritical. They will go around "enforcing" the rules, but when angered, or even normally, will break the rules. This often ends up with the minimod being punished. Minimods are usually aged around 11-13.

The best way to counter minimods is to simply ignore them, or say "ew, minimod". If you were to say the phrase "ew, minimod", 3 different things may happen. Scenario 1: They are silenced and do not bother you anymore. Scenario 2: They will try to report you. This, in most cases, will not work as the staff members probably have an IQ over 1. Scenario 3: They will be mega triggered and go ballistic on you. If you really hate them and want them to get banned. Provoke them until they break a rule.

Minimod: Attention member, it seems that you have been repeatedly breaking the guidelines listed in the rules. If you continue to behave this way, we will have no other choice but to warn y-

Person: Ew minimod

Minimod:

by nice rigger November 18, 2020