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muff monger

A term used to describe a man who attracts females and sleeps with them very frequently, another word for a man whore.
Girl: I slept with the Rick last night.

Girl 2: I got with him two nights ago.

Girl: What a muff monger!
by trinitronitron July 18, 2009
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Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...
Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.
by The_Evergreen_Wizard November 18, 2006
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Mongolian Motorcoach

Tour bus full of Chinese people that speak no English.
Another Mongolian Motorcoach crashed and burned in the Grand Canyon today.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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Moneli

Moneli is a beautiful and sweet girl. She is liked by everyone she meets. She is mature and intelligent. She's a bit goofy but in a sweet way. She has a beautiful smile and will always make other people laugh and cheer up when they see her.
Moneli is just an all-around fantastic person
by Someone_new December 12, 2018
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Gloom Monger

Fear peddling sad sack hell bent on scaring the bejesus out of all insundry with grim warnings of near future events.

Often associated with naturally occuring disasters such as cyclones or eartch quakes. A Doom Monger can take many forms including a news reader or a politician as well as blogger or facebook acquaintance.
Gloom Monger There's a tropical low sitting a million miles away that might turn in to a cyclone and make its way the million miles to us and kill everyone.
You Shut it Gloom Monger.
by miniGMgoit February 20, 2011
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Mongler

One who performs in the act of mongling; one who will tend to “mongle” around.
Spock: Hey wallen look over at Deke he’s mongling around right now.

Wallen: Deke is such a mongler Spock
by Big Spock January 6, 2020
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mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before
kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap
by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003
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