Modern Family

a sitcom on abc which is absolutely hilarious. it's about 3 families, all somehow linked -- and their modern situations. one family is this rich, old guy who has a hot colombian wife who has a chubby son. the rich old guy has 2 kids, a daughter who is a mother with a family (family number two) and a gay son with a partner and adopted chinese daughter (family number three)

this show is brilliant.

I love modern family because it's realistically hilarious.

by maanster June 14, 2010

Moreno

Moreno is a spanish name/last name which means “dark-skinned”

Mom im going to hang out with my friend
What does she look like

Shes the moreno girl I always hang out with

by LM2345 May 30, 2018

modern warfare 2

A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls

11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"

Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"

*1 game later*

Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"

*1 more game later*

Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"

*1 knife later*

Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"

*1 more knife*

Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*

*next week*

Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"

Gamer: "Infinity Ward"

by Harruxx ftw :) September 8, 2010

modern day ice age

To be living in poverty

Its a modern day ice age out here

by Sweat1 January 18, 2008

modern nickelodeon

Disgusting.

Example: "The modern Spongebob is horrible. Modern Nickelodeon is dead.

by Muffymuffy May 13, 2016

Moreno

Moreno/a: A term used in Spanish to refer to individuals of dark skin tones. It is not considered offensive, and is commonly used as an endearing term. Unfortunately, because of language and cultural differences, it can be difficult to think of calling someone "moreno" ("dark-skinned one") as endearing.

1. "Mira a esa linda morenita!"
Look at that gorgeous dark-skinned girl!

2.
Mom) "Con quien hablas?"
Son) "Con mi amigo, el moreno. Lo conoces?"
Mom) Who are you talking to?
Son) With my friend, the dark-skinned one. Do you know him?


Mi amigo, el moreno hijo es moreno con ojos claros."
My son is dark with light eyes.

by yo me llamo April 4, 2009

Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition

Also known on Xbox Live as 'Modern Warfare 2: Fucking Shit Edition', it was soley marketed to Australian fans of the series who were anticipating something more than a fucking piece of shit.
Australians playing this game online against Americans will experience frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration and even more frustration after playing this fucking piece of shit as one of an Australian Xbox Live connoisseur's greatest fears eventuates in the form of a "lagiastus beastialus". Known simply as a lag beast, this will violently penetrate anyone choosing to abuse it.

*Sam is halfway through a match of Domination on Favela, enjoying himself in an Australian hosted game with a favourable 7 kills and 2 deaths*
Sam: "Gee, I really have enjoyed coming home to this. I am not dominating anyone, just enjoying a nicely paced game of Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition. Ah..."
*Host leaves game, which has a majority of 10 Australians and one annoyingly placed American within game. Game begins to relocate host*
Sam: "Hoho, fuck."
*Game restarts, the one American in the game is hosting. The American immediately kills Sam, a knife to the back*
Sam: "Huh."
*Sam dies again, this time as a result of a lag beast*
Sam: "Hmmm..."
*Again*
Sam: "Jew."
*Again*
Sam: "Jewslut!"
*Again*
Sam: "Argh fucking American ballsucking redneck gin faggots!"
*Again*
Sam: "Fuck... fucking Cod. Why in fuck's name am I playing this shit?"
*Again*
Sam: "Heherghh!!!!!!!!"
*Again, proceeding with a vehemently temperamental silence*
Sam: "..."

by angry piece of shit November 20, 2009