machead

pronounced MAK-hed

n. a slang term for a person who regularly uses and is somewhat obsessed with Apple computers; or Macs.

If you have one or more Apple computers in your home and use them regularly, you are probably a machead.

by Graham T C February 11, 2006

mchew

noise made when you hiss or kiss your teeth. same ting as kmt

thats rude. mcheww

thats rude. kmt

by you&i December 10, 2009

Micheal Jackson

A common misspelling of Michael Jackson.

It's spelt Michael Jackson, not Micheal Jackson, dumbasses.

by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010

Micheal Jackson

The one and only King of Pop. Will always be a legend to millions of people across the world. Incredibly successful and unbelievably talented.

Wow the guy really is a Micheal Jackson.

by Lovett123 June 27, 2009

machete

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.

Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

micheal reaves

The creator of the youtube buddy, ding ding, and a bunch of other peaces of trash. He loves also tazing people.

He also HATES turtles

*Scream* Ahhh no worries it's just the local crackhead/micheal reaves.

by Mask05 January 28, 2020

sweaty machete

The act of having sex with an armpit is called a sweaty machete

That girl didn’t shave her pits do I gave her a sweaty machete

by Tex biggin March 28, 2020