an absolute missle launcher

a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.

wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro

by lilblondewifey679 April 05, 2023

heat missle

an extremely sick show that blows your prick off, heat missle, true

11.22.97, e.g. set 2: halley's > tweezer > black-eyed katie > piper > antelope. This non-stop music extravaganza of pleasure is real hairy, red, the steaming skud heat missle

by typac October 14, 2006

vietnam missle

They dont exist

Boy 1: have you heard of the Vietnam missles
Boy 2: they dont have any

Boy 1: I know

by Lol I'm smat October 16, 2020

faggot missle

A cum guzzler that shoots in men's asshole

Damn he just threw a faggot missle

by Mothafuckka October 02, 2017

cunt missle

when a woman squirts aggressively and shoots it into her partner’s eye

“I accidentally cunt-missled my boyfriend last night.”

“Dude she cunt-missled me so hard.”

“I’m going to let Jenny cunt missle me.”

by bigdaddygen May 24, 2022

piss missle

An absolute, no doubt bomb (home run) hit by a baseball team

The batters hit a friggin piss missle out of the park!

by Dwa50 September 11, 2023

Missouri missle

Going into a bathroom and letting shit fly all over the toilet and floor and then letting then not flushing.

Don't pull a Missouri missle in there

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018