mensa mommy

A mother who is convinced that her child is a genius. Mensa Mommy has given birth to Jesus H. Christ, or at least the next best thing. Her child will walk before yours, talk before yours, sleep through the night before yours, breastfeed better, and generally stomp the crap out of your child before the age of 2 and for the rest of your lives. No matter what cute, adorable, or truly remarkable thing your child does, she has a story to one up you.

The Mensa Mommy outrageously insisted that her 4 month old was clearly articulating the words to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star."

by Lawyer Mama March 1, 2008

Minacs

A homophobic institution that promotes hate and stupidity at all levels of employment (IE Corporately Employees). Minacs only cares about the money it makes and not about how safe or happy the employees are. You will work at Minacs and go nowhere for years unless you can live with your nose in someones ass, which is how all internal promotions are done... You are either best friends with the recruiter and get promoted to a position like IT, or you are so stupid you can't even tie your own shoes and just do whatever your boss wants, regardless of how morally wrong it is, or how many people you piss off in the process. Your time is honestly better spent picking bottles off the street. You will hate Minacs if you apply there.

Minacs is comparable to being forced to eat a 437lb Man's shit after eating an "Inferno-Flare Mexi Meal" and the throwing it up, and being forced to eat your vomit, all while having a 70+ year old woman who has smoked 20+ cigarettes every day of her life squatting with her rotten vagina on your nose.

by signed_hater March 29, 2008

Mansa

An act of cowardice, or running away.

Doing a mansa, he did a mansa, he ran away, he lacked courage.

by Sam Rodgers May 27, 2006

Minajatwa

Minajatwa is a French word meaning threesome, normally referred to in a sexual manner. If two men have sex with one woman at the same time, or if two women have sex with a man at the same time, then it is a minajatwa, or threesome.

Minajatwa anyone?

by aaautumnn January 17, 2011

mansa

a tallish bloke that thinks he is gods gift to woman! he likes to touch himself in more than 1 area. likes to have a good time and try to drink the swan under the table but carnt. this thing is a bit gay and loves to touch the testicals of another man without there permission. always scabbing food and drink whenever given the chance!

go and get your own food mansa u dog cunt

by swanny August 20, 2004

Mansage

Its a man-to-man massage

"Hey Fred want a mansage?"

by Edward Austin January 29, 2003

Minada Bushti-Bushti

Very vicious. An unspecified species. Homeland, the kennel or the sped shed. Often found out in the Hong Kong bush. Likes to eat raw meat, other dogs, spronkles, and anything that moves. Carries more than 60 different variations of the VVV virus. Often with a 'V' receding hairline.

Can be classified as:
- Vicious Vince
-Growlos
-Tallum
-Monada
-Typpa
-Vicious minada
-Tint
-Kayak

Scared Person: "Dude, there is a Minatdna Bushti-Bushti outside our room"

Minada Bushti-Bushti: "Grrrrrrrrrr, woof woof"

by Spronkles June 6, 2017