Short for micro penis, but is used to describe someone or something that is lame, goofy, or just a straight up douche bag.
That person who just drove by me in that Honda civic with the overly loud exhaust system is a total micro peen!
by Earl Clemintine June 13, 2013
by bendussy January 23, 2007
Über ==> The word 'Über' is taken from German and is used in exactly the same way by an English slang speaker as a German speaker would. Über in German literally means 'Over' or 'Above' and is often merged with other German words to emphasise their excellence. e.g. "Übersoldat" or "Over-soldier" literally translated. In English, we would sooner say, "Super-soldier", but the meaning is the same.
Micro ==> in strategy games: short form of "micromanagement"
conrast to macro/-management
controlling single units; do as many meaningfull actions as possible; special moves
in matches between 2 players with same tactical skills, the one with the best micro wins
Über Micro ===> like, Über Micro
Made Popular by the Pure Pwnage guy AKA teh Pwnernator AKA teh Pwnerer AKA guy who PWNs alot
Micro ==> in strategy games: short form of "micromanagement"
conrast to macro/-management
controlling single units; do as many meaningfull actions as possible; special moves
in matches between 2 players with same tactical skills, the one with the best micro wins
Über Micro ===> like, Über Micro
Made Popular by the Pure Pwnage guy AKA teh Pwnernator AKA teh Pwnerer AKA guy who PWNs alot
Woukd you rather date a rich guy, or a guy with Über Micro? and the answer is: a comprehensive RICH GUY... sorry pwnerer
by teh Pure Pwner May 27, 2006
One of the most horrible antivirus products in existance; see Norton and Mcafee definitions for similar examples of corporate crap.
Me; hmm I think ill play a game.
Trend Micro; Oh, hes playing a game. Time to update now! And clearly lets not be discreet about it, but how about we minimize his game and pop up a HUGE window that cannot be closed saying TREND MICRO IS UPDATING!!!.
Me; omfg...i just lost the game...runs uninstaller for Trend Micro.
Trend Micro; Oh, hes playing a game. Time to update now! And clearly lets not be discreet about it, but how about we minimize his game and pop up a HUGE window that cannot be closed saying TREND MICRO IS UPDATING!!!.
Me; omfg...i just lost the game...runs uninstaller for Trend Micro.
by FuckOffTrendMicro May 09, 2009
by phorque September 01, 2006
Small acts considered disloyal within a relationship, nothing too serious but not innocent either.
An example would be holding a door open for lady, or extending the ass of a sim or kissing your hand.
An example would be holding a door open for lady, or extending the ass of a sim or kissing your hand.
Girlfriend: Babe, are you cheating on me!?!?
Me: Only microscopically, its called micro-cheating.
Girlfriend: So you've been having sex with other girls!?!?!?
Me: Only microscopically, its called micro-cheating.
Girlfriend: So you've been having sex with other girls!?!?!?
by Foxzes January 19, 2018
by MikoMido August 12, 2005