Michigan

Boring state with nothing going for it but Detroit. Pretty much just cornfields. I've been there many times. I know these things.

I hate Michigan, it's boring as hell.

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

michigan

Canada, Canada Jr., state of losers, state of which fans tend to throw things at opposing athletes (who are better than them, of course)

I can go to Canada and still stay in the United States by going to Michigan... but I wouldn't 'cause that place sucks.

They should go ahead and officially change the name of Michigan to Canada Jr.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2005

Michigan

What they call a chili dog in Quebec.

I'd like a Michigan. Merci.

by RyanK April 13, 2006

michigan

A state over populated with wanna-be Canooks.

by Christopher LaRock July 27, 2003

Michigan

one of the few states that completely blows....literally. its always down on its knees.. freebies all the time.

(see synonym: zach cawvey)

higher unemployment rate than national average, one of the top crime rates in america (but not the highest because we can't even do that right), and it snows here nearly 4 months out of the year...michigan does blow (like zach cawvey)

Ah Michigan...this state blows...but not as bad as Alaska

by alaska_sucks January 5, 2010

michigan

a state so conservative, it is a surprise that it swings democrat

yep michigan

by YoYOyoYoYOyoYoYOyoYoYOyo January 20, 2009

michigan

Something really fucked up with no chance of ever getting better. Used as a noun or verb

Synonyms: Fucked up, ass, tits up

You to pool partner: Just don’t michigan this
Partner: *accidentally hits 8 ball in*
You: bruh

*Your team attempts to punt the ball away with 10 seconds left to secure victory but instead drops the punt and gives the other team the ball to score and win with no time left
Fan: this is so michigan

by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020