Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.

My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!

by GKG1214 February 3, 2020

Zirah meters

A Zirah meter is 4 feet long.

Hey look the pool is 2 Zirah meters tall.

by hrunke May 24, 2021

feed the meter

To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.

I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!

by southland August 18, 2017

smeeter meter

smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.

right as i saw this faggot tyler, my smeeter meter went off. i knew he was a smeet.

by endmysufferingkms January 3, 2017

Bro-Meter

A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.

Let's check the Bro-meter, shall we?

by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 22, 2016

gong meter

the level of "gong" in occurence at a give time. Related to the term gong show, which is used as a synonym for fubar, shit show, clusterfuck, or any kind of out of control, chaotic situation.

Person 1: "Man, this is ridiculous. Everyone's running around like chickens with their heads cut off."

Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."

by moonunitenar May 4, 2010

meter burn

Ability to use an enhanced special move on the videogame 'Injustice'. Has been adapted for use when somebody does something athletically amazing.

*Man does 500kg deadlift

Bro in the gym: Meter burn!

by Super Astronaut August 16, 2017