Merp

The sound you make when you forget that you are painting and get paint all over yourself Merp!

Johnny was painting and he got paint all over himself and he said Merp!!

by Nerp February 28, 2019

Merp

A word said for no reason, and most commonly used from 2000-2013. This was described as cringy and sad for a lot of reasons. Luckily, it is no longer in use.

Jake: Hey man! What's up?
Ryan: Oh you know, just the regular merp.

by NasaGal March 6, 2019

Merp

A word used when you are feeling sad or confused about something happening in your life.

Pronounced : mUR - p

For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”

- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”

by Lily maskovitz April 4, 2018

Merp

Merp is a word used when you’re bored and you want to start a conversation and be cute at the same time

Guy: hey baby

Girl: merp

Guy: you’re so cutee

by Thrash64455999888 May 22, 2018

merp

merp is a term used in any situation where u don’t know what to say. it can express sadness, happiness, excitement but it mostly used is awkward situations. the outbreak of the word merp at mhs (moncton high school) was started by the one and only Emma-Jane Tilly Ward queen of merp herself

merp!

merp:/

merp:(
merp

by bbmerpjr July 24, 2019

Merped

To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.

“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”

Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”

Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”

by skittles.inc June 1, 2019

Merp

If you are reading this... You are the merp.

That Sam is such a merp.

by Word Truther August 15, 2019