Mitpole of a mule with sherlock the annoyer as the lead, land gnomes because too many people are doing drags and forget this mule and you can only buy brakes at the helipad.
by xdr5t3evq3q April 22, 2025
Get the merlin mulemug. A boy that usually has big glasses. He is a smart boy with a huge dick. Girls search for him to see what he has hidden. He has a great personality and he makes a good husband
She was lucky to have Merlin.
by Naruto👱 April 25, 2018
Get the Merlinmug. Leaving somewhere without telling anyone, with reference to Merlin the magician, ie. a disappearing act.
by Jfever1720 December 31, 2019
Get the Merlinmug. Merlin was a huge pedo that liked underaged kittens. He had a cumbeast pet named friðrik and rocked his world.
by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! November 1, 2022
Get the Galdrakarlinn Merlinmug. Merlin is a sick ass boy.
He can learn any dance move in no time.
He likes to yeet.
Most of the time he listens to rap.
He can learn any dance move in no time.
He likes to yeet.
Most of the time he listens to rap.
Merlin is fast af boooooiii
by spike dick nigger January 8, 2019
Get the Merlinmug. by Merlin vac engine September 16, 2021
Get the Merlin Vac Enginemug. UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
Get the Battle Merlinmug.