mexican merge

When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.

I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.

by solarecreator July 29, 2014

Merge Virg

An inexperienced driver, often inexperienced on big roads or cities. Usually risks peoples safety without even realizing it.

“Oh yeah, he’s a merge virg. He’s always driven in the country.”

“YOU STUPID MERGE VIRG THIS IS MY LANE!!”

by Blue Jay November 12, 2023

Merged

Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river

I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.

by InterwebzPojer January 2, 2014

Mergs

To be approaching the height of a great time. When a party/gathering/evening finds its stride and you and your squad know whatever is next is about to be off-the-fuckin-chain!

Matty: Yo, is Aaron coming?
Brian: Yup! But he stopped to pick up a big bag of drugs in case everyone coming tonight wants to do drugs.

Matty: Yes!! That’s the fuckin mergs right there.

Brian: Fuckin right.

by Mergs99 November 22, 2021

Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022

Merg

To gather in a group and travel to another place

"lets merg to so-and-so's house."

by Kozzumz February 8, 2010

fart merge

When or more people in close proximity have all farted causing one noxious cloud of stink

It smells like a sewer in here because Johnny and Tom fart merged.

by Lolnickwtf March 28, 2019