Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022

Merge()

We're married in my head

How would you like to merge() with me?

by 931MyLove July 19, 2024

Mobile Merge

When someone is driving (and on his/her cell phone) and starts to merge into your lane without noticing.

That asshole almost sideswiped me with a mobile merge.

by cquillian April 17, 2013

MERGE

A financial term involved with a popular meme.

People who think the looming global recession of 2022 will fix itself in a few years and, "the markets will bounce back like they usually do.

M - My
E - Entire Net Worth
R - Rapidly
G - Getting
E - Evaporated

Warren Buffet is such a merger. How could he be focusing on long term investments in these market environments?

by WatsonsView October 13, 2022

Merg

To gather in a group and travel to another place

"lets merg to so-and-so's house."

by Kozzumz February 8, 2010

turbo merging

When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway

Oh, I see no fucker has bothered to review my code change. Im turbo merging the cunt.

by CommodoreBeard May 14, 2020

Merge

just, merge bro. if you ain’t got it, you ain’t gonna get it.

another way to say “bet”

guy 1: “just had a threesome dude”
guy 2: “oh, merge!”

guy 1: “my dog just died”
guy 2: “oh...merge...”

by poop butt hole 6 March 27, 2021