When terrorist ignore the Geneva Conventions and use radiological torture to illegally interrogate merged interrogatories (merged questions).
Terrorist Dinese: (Simultaneously)“Where are you from?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”
Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”
Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”
Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”
Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: (Simultaneously) “Where did you rape your wife?”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: (Simultaneously) “Where did you molest that little girl?”
Terrorist Mayonaise: (Simultaneously) “Where did you celebrate your last wedding anniversary?”
Survivor: “California!” “Stop, torturing me with radiation torture merged interrogations!”
Terrorist Dinese: “We have it here… that you’re from Chicago, how often do you lie about where you’re from?”
Survivor: “Stop, torturing me with illegal radiological torture merged interrogations.”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “How often do you rape your wife, do you know that ‘No means no, it’s nonconsensual,’ who else have you raped?”
Survivor: “What,” I didn’t rape anyone. You’re the ones that confessed to gang-raping.”
Terrorist Split-Hoof: “Where did you live when you did that and were you ever caught?”
Survivor: “What do you mean? Caught for what?”
Terrorist Mayonnaise: “How often do you under appreciate you wife and not take her anywhere?”
Survivor: “…? What?”
Terrorist Micro-Micro: “Yeah why do you hurt her, don’t you appreciate your wife?”
by AmberChoseThose March 25, 2025
Get the Radiological torture merged interrogationsmug. When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway
by CommodoreBeard May 14, 2020
Get the turbo mergingmug. n. A point and tap mystery mobile game published by Metacore Games. Despite it’s lackluster gameplay, the lore is too hot to handle. It’s gained a cult following on social media, with users waking up their gfs and delving deep into Granny’s past.
Netflix is foaming at the mouth waiting for the secrets to be revealed. Only then will Merge Mansion get a series.
by zl_CHANNERZ_lz September 25, 2022
Get the Merge Mansionmug. by Kozzumz February 8, 2010
Get the Mergmug. The act of merging onto a limited-access highway without checking mirrors or getting to proper speed; usually involves following the white line all the way into regular traffic by a driver oblivious to other vehicles on the road.
"On the way to work this morning I almost got in a wreck when this bitch just magic merged right in front of me!"
by terafunker July 19, 2009
Get the magic mergemug. by Lolnickwtf March 28, 2019
Get the fart mergemug. guy 1: “just had a threesome dude”
guy 2: “oh, merge!”
guy 1: “my dog just died”
guy 2: “oh...merge...”
guy 2: “oh, merge!”
guy 1: “my dog just died”
guy 2: “oh...merge...”
by poop butt hole 6 March 27, 2021
Get the Mergemug.