merch

when something is awesome, surprisingly awesome, or saying like "whattttt?!?!?!?!?". synonymous with "bet". also the tone really adds a lot.
"I got with this guy last night"
"merchhhh?!?!?!? was he hot? how was it"
"yeah he so fine it was epic"
"merch!"
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Milwaukee slang for “for real?“, or “really?“
by Riah414 April 18, 2024
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Originated in Milwaukee Merch is another way of saying “say swear to god”
That gas station got robbed a few days ago “merchhh”

That girl that we used to go to school with pregnant now “oh Merch”
by Drandonmke January 18, 2023
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A common slang term in Minneapolis metro area. It’s a word that mainly used for emphasis of your excitement. Comparable to saying “bet” after someone gives you directions ect. If a friend gave me candy out of the blue I would go “Meerrch, thanks bro.”
Person 1 “I got a new game” , person two “Merch you got a new game”
by Yeetus dellllletus April 22, 2023
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To mean to promise; Bigger than a pinky promise.
Wesley: Dude I'm gonna fuck her.

Coby: Merch on it.
Wesley: Merch.
by AberdolfLincler December 21, 2018
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To buy clothes or items, based on a person/club, fandom or other.
:I want a merch of ur mom!
:But my mother doesn’t have one?
:Who said so?!
by Monatlich April 22, 2022
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To bet on something, to make something sound serious, and / or “I’m being serious”
“Damn, she told me she was about to come through.”
“Bro merch!!!! No way, she really coming through?”
“Yeah bro, on my mama I’m finna let you know.”
by ozar788 January 09, 2022
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