merch

to put something on god, to swear, like you’re not lying.

john: yo nigga you took my shit?
andrew: nah nigga ian take yo shit
john: bruh merch you ain’t take my shit
andrew: merch ian take yo shit

by Yourfavdarkskinnnn🥰 November 6, 2023

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Merch

A slang word usually used in Florida basically meaning "on god"

Jonquavion: bro did you sleep with my mom?!
Alex: No why would i do that thats my aunt lol
Jonquavion: Say Merch.
Alex: ...

by WhoKnows?!?! January 26, 2024

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A common slang term in Minneapolis metro area. It’s a word that mainly used for emphasis of your excitement. Comparable to saying “bet” after someone gives you directions ect. If a friend gave me candy out of the blue I would go “Meerrch, thanks bro.”

Person 1 “I got a new game” , person two “Merch you got a new game”

by Yeetus dellllletus April 21, 2023

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