Marcel The Shell

Probably the best youtube video of all time.
Bascially my life
A hit for all age groups

One time I looked at a diamond,
and it gave me a sunburn...

One kid, "Wanna know what I use as a hat? A lentil"
Other, "you soooo got that from Marcel the Shell"

:)

by ilovemarceltheshellwithshoeson May 9, 2011

merell

beautiful, smart, and talented woman. She is known for being a leader and knows how to organize things.

OMG, she's such a Merell!

by sificash April 17, 2017

Mercer Island Eastside

Mercer Island is a weird abnormal island. It is quite dense and is not like other tropical islands. It is creepy beyond belief, haunted, and disappears at night.

Most people in this eastside suburb of Seattle claim to be Jewish, but they are actually Christian and Mormon converts. Almost everyone gets stoned every hour, and dress real lame for all the money they got. There is organic pot, oxycodone, hashish and Manischewitz, with 55% alcohol.

If you ain't a convert to judaism they totally dump you and won't even talk to you and try to get you run off the island. If you are not Ashkenazi and are Sephardic they totally call you black, like they don't know history.

Watch out whities, they will come and convert you.

Everything is closed on Friday and Saturday, but pot is still available. Get your fix at Walgreen's.

Mercer Island Eastside is so Mormon/Christian/Cultic and then transforms to Jew converted. The fastest way to become a Jew is to give your wallet, and tomorrow you'll have an aryan last name, even if you hate Hitler. No Arab's welcome.

by Islander Canvas February 23, 2010

marcelo

A name only found to be given to the most sexually attractive males, and who in later years are also found to become purely the defintion of dilf.

Holy shit, that dude is so hot he must be called Marcelo!

by jesus, god, or whoever November 16, 2006

marcellus

Tall, dark, and handsome. Great conversationalist. A man who could hold his end of a debate and not be obnoxious about it. Bangin' body. So determined. German chocolate cake lover. Best space saving laundry folder. Awesome listener...even when you talk about clinical all the time. :P Someone who will raise his children according to the dog whisperer. And well, so damn cute.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Dang. He's so hot...his name must be marcellus.

by eivie March 1, 2009

Mercedes-Benz

The world leader of automotive innovation and technology.

The world leader of automotive innovation and technology, Mercedes-Benz, continues to set the bench mark for what a car should be with its combination of style, safety and engineering.

by Wass11 October 30, 2011

Dirty Marcello

When you go to that party and hook up with that crazy bitch who, after giving you a pleasant yet rough hand job, shits on your hand wherein you proceed to fist her loose vagina with your shitty hand while screaming your ex girlfriend/wife's name.

Guy 1: "Yo I heard things got real weird last night at that party."

Guy 2: "Yeah...... I gave that Dunkin Donuts bitch Stacy the old 'Dirty Marcello'."

Guy 1: ".....She shit on your hand and you fisted her screaming your ex girlfriends name? You realize she was 14 right bro?"

Guy 2: "......Fuck."

by ChrisMarcello October 11, 2012