Mer-ma-ner 

This is a mulipurpose word. You can use it as an insult, or you can use it when you forget the real name. It also works well to get away from people you don't like. Scream mer-ma-ner and walk away as they sit there contemplating what it means. It can also take the place of someone's name.

Mer-ma-ner is such an ass.

Mer-ma-ner by Piper January 22, 2005

mer-chav 

A chav who lives by the sea i.e southend, folkestone, dover

southend is proper skank, full of dirty mer-chavs!

mer-chav by shut-up March 22, 2010

Mer-Lumber Jack 

A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni

Dana is the most bad ass mer-lumber jack in the world.

Mer-Lumber Jack by concieted piñata April 17, 2011

Mer mer 

Noun. Syn: Adam Sutler, Emperor Palpatine, Hitler, Mussolini, (insert dictator here.)

Known for her power of persuasion over the weak-minded, this spawn of satan can suck the manliness from a man with one blonde comment lacking any tact or sensitivity to diversity.

To be avoided at all costs if one values his testicles.

"It's a Mer mer, run!!!"

Mer mer by M Dog November 15, 2006

Mer Slerm 

Mer slerm is someone or some creature you enjoy spending time with or someone who means a lot.

Mer slerm is a beautiful dog called Ronnie.

Mer Slerm by I mean i guess... November 15, 2020

mer mer 

Of or pertaining to a womans genitalia or peoples area in general

"Forget Johnny, he's totally mer mer whipped"
"My mer mer is not a happy camper today"

mer mer by Stacey303 April 25, 2007

Mer Special 

When a female of Caucasian descent gives you oral sex the same night she meets you.

The Special is so named because US Navy sailors positioned in Europe during WW2 would often refer to females as Mers (short for Mermaids). During visits to shore to refuel and stock up on supplies sailors would often try to seduce members of the opposite sex. If a Sailor succeeded in receiving fellatio it became commonly known as the Mer Special.

I was at a party last night and got a mer special in the bathroom.

Mer Special by Steel Fox June 20, 2006