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Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.
We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.
by Ryan May 13, 2005
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Mental Ward

A Horrorcore rap group based in Michigan. mainly found on Myspace and recently in the last year becoming really famous in the Michigan area with songs about rape, torture, and the like.
Guy 1"Damn homie Mental Ward's new track is the shit!"

Guy 2"I know I cant wait for the next show!"
by Demos Darkblaze August 27, 2006
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stripper mentality

a mindset which tends to despoil the moral integrity of women who engage in ass-shaking on a professional basis for an extended period.

Over time, exposure to the shake joint environment has a tendency to exacerbate latent neuroses in females, particularly those which negatively affect their interpersonal relationships with males. Primary indicators of stripper mentality include emotional disassociation, narcissism and drug addiction.

As the stripper mentality takes hold of their personalities, these women come to view men as mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, and straight up sucker motherfuckers of whom they might take advantage. The pleasure they derive from sexual relations is often diminished, as the female instead comes to view sex - or more often, the promise of sex - as a means to an end, with the ends most commonly being acquisition of currency, material goods, illicit psychoactive substances, or some combination thereof.
My girlfriend just started stripping and she's making great money, but I'm worried that she might eventually fall prey to the stripper mentality. I've already closed our joint bank account just to be safe.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 14, 2012
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mentally blue balled

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.
Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)
by uhohrosarioh April 7, 2010
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mentally peaced

When you take a mental break....i.e peace mentally
when you go to sleep
when you are off task
day dreaming
checked out mentally
im mentally peacin
im gonna go mentally peace
dude i was totally mentally peaced
by jinasbff December 3, 2009
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Mentally Handi-Blacked

When a dark skinned person is so damn stupid that you could easily confuse them for a mentally handi-capped person. Or a black says something super stereotypical of themselves and they don't even realize it.
Dude you are being such a stupid n-word, you should go to a psychiatrist and see if you're mentally handi-blacked
by was379 January 16, 2019
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hustler mentality

to be able to to use their brains to make it in this world.

They outsmart the smart, cunning, and has streetsmarts. They know how to get money and is skilled at doing it to. Also they can be so sly that they can sell you stuff you don't need.
Allison uses her hustler mentality every day to get what she wants on the streets.
by yes.i.ammmm July 24, 2010
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