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Meef

A male queef. When a girl eats a guy’s ass and he farts in her mouth
Yolanda: I was eating my mans last night like it was half price wing night at BDubs, then he meefs in my mouth. Potato salad tastes worst the second time.
by The Phister August 31, 2018
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Bayside Meef

The discharge that comes out after vomiting into a dead dogs asshole and skull fucking it into oblivion
I need to get this bayside meef off of my shorts, anyone have any bleach?
by Fretti October 18, 2017
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Meefing

Taking a baby by the legs and bashing it into a wall. The Spartans did this to their defective children. Also follows the cult named The Brotherhood of Meef
Hey Achilles, have you MEEFED your child yet? No what does that mean? Well when a child is born and is retarded you take it by the legs and bash it into the wall, or as we call it Meefing. Ah I see I shall go do that now.
by Deity of the Brotherhood of Me December 15, 2019
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Meef

A way to relate to something

me AF but spelled MEEF
I’m so tired I got no sleep last night” “Meef “
by Kronk$$ February 23, 2023
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Meef

Meef; something that is stinky and hot
Why do I always smell like MEEF after eating inside Subway? Why is it so meefy in this theater?
by hot honez February 2, 2024
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Meef

Meef is the blue baby king of the Earth and beyond.

Meef can be seen along with the loobnani legends on Fridays at 8pm ET
Oh my meef!! There's meef along with the Loobnani Legends.
by GullibleOrange May 24, 2022
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meef

A HA my POCKET is full of MEEF!!!
by cymbll June 8, 2025
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