Blasted Mechanism

Simply one of the best alternative bands in the world.

Blasted Mechanism kicks major ass!

by Journas October 9, 2003

Sauce Mechanic

Alcoholics who are always out on the piss. Constantly on the sauce having pints and partying . Sauce mechanics might involve the opposite sex using some love.

You're such a sauce mechanic you are my inspiration.

by Carlow wans April 12, 2017

Mechanical bull

You are riding a chick. Tell her you have AIDS. Hold on for dear life.

"I was doing the mechanical bull, so that explains the bruises."

by Hot Car1 September 27, 2005

mechanics grip

Holding a deck of cards in the palm of your hand with your thumb resting along one side of the deck, your forefinger on the top edge of the deck, and the rest of your fingers along the other side of the deck from your thumb. Often used to describe an aggressive or suspicious handle on an object.

I was suspicious of Nigel as with his experience, he's probably trying something with his mechanics grip.

by Erik Pederson July 6, 2006

mechanical energy

The energy associated with the motion and position of everyday objects

There are six main types of energy. They are mechanical energy, thermal energy, chemical energy, electrical energy, electromagnetic energy, and nuclear energy.

by kittykittymeowmeow November 1, 2013

Swansea Mechanic

Someone who steals, strips and burns your knackered car for the insurance.

That old shed of his failed the MOT, so he got the Swansea Mechanic to take it up Kilvey (Hill).

by Grant Fromage February 8, 2007

Cock Mechanic

A worker (woman) who is skilled in the use of cock. Who also repairs and maintains your cock. Well versed in the use of their hands and oral skills. Ability to dispose of fluid through the stomach is a must. Flexibility in many different positions while taking on a huge load and not cumming out too dirty is a prerequisite.

The Cock Mechanic came over last night to check the fluid level and maintain the nuts to make sure there still in a properly maintained condition.

by Ballz-on-ya October 8, 2008