Maya a.k.a. Mayer

An extremely lazy, but very good girl (feline), who loves her boxes.
"Maya a.k.a. Mayer is da girl of da world...she's a box Mayee!"
by ladykittymeow June 10, 2021
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The Jason Mayer Effect

A narcissistic, dramatic, attention seeking, pathological liar, scandalous, opportunistic, person who not only embodies but has mastered every single clinical trait that defines a Narcissist. A person who uses others to get ahead, chews them up, spits them out. This lunatic of a person projects upon their victims the same disturbing character flaws that they use to destroy these very same victims and then use smear campaigns to manipulate others perceptions of who is the villain and who is the victim....most confuse the victim with the villain but don't be fooled. Best advice is to look for these traits and when you recognize them in an individual understand that The Jason Mayer Effect is a birth defect that can't be cured and run. These people cannot be rehabilitated for their is no cure.
Oh no! He is tucking his Weiner in his buttcheeks again...begging for attention by trying to fit in with the Trans community...how insulting ......must be plagued with The Jason Mayer Effect !!!

"That ugly as fuck white man in the heels best quit fucking my man before he gets his wannabe gender bender ass beat."
by LatinaTransGrrrl November 28, 2022
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Cole Mayer (The Mole)

A short, annoying kid with a high ass voice who nobody likes. He has Justin Bieber hair, and just never shuts up about shit nobody cares about. The type of kid to have all of his school projects done by his parents.
Don't you just love it when Cole Mayer (The Mole) rages at 2k18 in the middle of your conversation.
by Bobby Boberson December 04, 2018
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John Mayer

When you have a chick so horny, she doesn't even want to waste time taking her panties off, so she just slides them over to the side.

The gay equivalent is a Ricky Martin.
That opera had her so turned on, we John Mayer'd in the car.
by Mr. Bogins June 11, 2012
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Pulled a John C. Mayer

Tricking Google's SEO algorithm so you show up on page one for a somewhat tricky random target.
Aunt Becky pulled a John C. Mayer, and now her blog is #2 when you Google him!
by bellanottbelle September 16, 2010
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Paul Mayer

When a person is given so much wine, and an unknown quantity of any other number of substances so they are no longer able to make clear judgement decisions.
Raul handed Becky a big, black, bottle of wine, hoping desperately she would get Paul Mayer’d… never to remember what might happen.
by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022
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noah mayer

A really nice person who loves others
Yo Preston ur nice jus like Noah mayer
by Noah pollock Mayer February 13, 2018
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