Someone who likes your grandma all night long while you watch Spongebob Squarepants. The ultimate ass magnet. Even the nuns would fuck
by GrandmaLicky September 9, 2021
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Person 1: "Hey bro do you see Maya over there? I think I Like her."
Person 2: " Bro she's gay."
Girl 1: "You're so lucky to be with Maya she's so hot."
Girl 2: "I know right, but I hate when other people stare at her.
Person 2: " Bro she's gay."
Girl 1: "You're so lucky to be with Maya she's so hot."
Girl 2: "I know right, but I hate when other people stare at her.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023
Get the Maya mug.Maya is a beautiful girl/woman, she is smart, emotionally VERY strong, free willed, fine asf, she is very misconceived, she got a ton of haters, even tho she ain't do nun to em. People are very jealous of her, she has an amazing body, she ignores all the hate, keeps her head up, doesn't care who leaves here, because she knows that they aren't real or worth her time. She has to keep reminding herself that she has only very few BEST friends. She is very popular and everyone knows her, VERY social, but she still LOVES to read, draw, and write, but no one, but the close people know that about her. She has been exposed before, but she isn't a hoe although she can be one and will be one to make her haters mad. She loves music than herself. It is her escape. She is very open and clicks with people very easily. Reads people easily.
by itsyabooxoxo June 6, 2018
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Maya: OMG! do you see that guy with blonde hair over there! i think i’m in love!
friend: are you going to like him again for 4 years?
Maya: maybe even longer!
friend: are you going to like him again for 4 years?
Maya: maybe even longer!
by Mnbvcxz2006 June 6, 2018
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She is the perfect girl. She has the best voice ever. She is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. Guys are all over her. A maya should get married to a jack. She is normally the most popular girl in school. And she has perfect grades
by The great valley definer January 23, 2019
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