The Maury

The act in which man ejaculates into his partner creating a creampie, his partner then pushes the creampie out roughly and yells out " YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!"

I have no plans to be your baby mama, so either you put on a condom or I will give you The Maury!

D'Andre busted in me last night, so you know I had to Maury that baby out of me real quick girl!

by angelinhell13 August 23, 2017

Mauri Olmedo

Interesting person

Look that boy is a Mauri Olmedo

by mauriolmedo August 1, 2020

mauris

a luoràsàm meaninga person that has high IQ

A: Maudie's a mauris.
B:Yeah. She has 1 bilion IQ

by kionchan123 May 13, 2024

Dr Maury Pooper

Any jewish proctologist.

I'm sure glad I went and saw Dr Maury Pooper.

by LongB December 11, 2008

Mr. Mauri

This is the male version of a Mauri. See Mauri

Girl a: OMFG HE IS HOT!
gilb b: he is such a Mr. Mauri
Girl a: totally!

by ahhellloo July 8, 2010

Mauris

A girl that has a big heart. Despite the pain she’s been through, she still has so much love to give. She has lots of emotions. Though she doesn’t show it. She thinks of herself as a “wall”. Which, in her eyes, means she can’t show her emotions even though they are killing her. Therefore she always thinks about others and puts herself last, that’s even if she thinks about herself. She falls in love hard and rarely ever moves on. She’s a tomboy. She acts tough because she is, physically yes. Mentally no. She likes most boys. But when she finds someone who truly loves her she doesn’t believe it, she thinks of herself as really low. She gets made fun of because of her name but she doesn’t care. She doesn’t value certain people’s thoughts and opinions about her. Although when it’s her family’s negative thoughts and opinions about her, that’s the bigger impact. Physical stuff as in someone hits her, it doesn’t affect her although, words are what gets her down. Of course not by everyone. She’s an overall chill and calm person. But when she’s serious about something, she’s dead serious. She doesn’t use the word “love” a lot because it has so much meaning.

Mauris is a really good friend. Isn’t fake, and is willing to do anything for you.

by Mauris November 22, 2021

Maury Povich predator

When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!

I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.

Man you a Maury Povich predator

by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020