After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.
My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.
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A four-piece metal band from Atlanta.
The grestest metal band of the last 10 years, Mastodon have released two full length albums and one EP.
Lifesblood (EP, 2001 Relapse)
Remission (LP, 2002 Relapse)
Leviathan (LP, 2004 Relapse)
They own your fucking soul.
The grestest metal band of the last 10 years, Mastodon have released two full length albums and one EP.
Lifesblood (EP, 2001 Relapse)
Remission (LP, 2002 Relapse)
Leviathan (LP, 2004 Relapse)
They own your fucking soul.
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Get the oru maito mug.Masturbating while listening to music from the band Mastodon.
usually in correlation with the tempo of the song,guitar parts,or drums.
due to this fact,you often must change speeds and rhythm rapidly,making for a better experience.
usually in correlation with the tempo of the song,guitar parts,or drums.
due to this fact,you often must change speeds and rhythm rapidly,making for a better experience.
Drew:DUDE! i just Mastobated to all of Leviathan!
Micky:No way! how big was your Iron Tusk?
Drew:Huge! it was awesome,its like i have a Hand of Stone!
-OR-
Mickey: I know just how to wake up my Sleeping Giant,ill just pop in Blood Mountain and...The Wolf is Loose!
Grandparents: Mastobation sure keeps our Hearts Alive!
so on and so forth...
Micky:No way! how big was your Iron Tusk?
Drew:Huge! it was awesome,its like i have a Hand of Stone!
-OR-
Mickey: I know just how to wake up my Sleeping Giant,ill just pop in Blood Mountain and...The Wolf is Loose!
Grandparents: Mastobation sure keeps our Hearts Alive!
so on and so forth...
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Girl: I love Mateo!!
Boy: that kid?!! He very dirty you know..
Girl: I don't care.. I STILL LOVE DIRTY MATEO
Boy: that kid?!! He very dirty you know..
Girl: I don't care.. I STILL LOVE DIRTY MATEO
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