Matteo

The hottest kind of Italian guy, a straight 10/10 chad who takes care of himself, go jim and is the one who always have fucking tons of girls without moving a finger.
Girl - "Hey what's this guy's name ? He's so hot !"
Dude - "Oh him ? He's Matteo."
by GrosSimp July 07, 2022
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Mateo es un abuelo, le encanta el cine, y te saca muchos temas de conversación SOLO SI te agarra confianza o encuentra una gran conexión contigo, le gusta pasar tiempo solo pero aveces lo agobia, tiene una gran polla pero la real polla p
"Matteo es como un abuelo, con una polla grande"
by Tuloquita29 May 20, 2022
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Matteo is a god he is the sexiest person in the world. He knows how to treat a woman. You will not resist him. He will usually be the best at Soccer and Math.
Person 1: Oh my god did you see Matteo?
Person 2: Yeah he's so hot!
by juventusu-11 December 14, 2021
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A man who loves to look at kindergarten highlights, some say he might have teached EDP445 on how to pick up the underage girls.
Look at that child, I hope she doesn´t get kidnapped by Matteo
by Bilanus April 25, 2023
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Big Retard go boom boom, disabled, plays basketball on sand inside a tank
Guy: Whats up Matteo
Matteo: SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER
by BIGTIMEN-WORD June 24, 2023
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Matteo has got a big dick
by Prisoffinil November 21, 2021
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matteo esiste
by zxn9b January 17, 2023
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