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He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.
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He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.
if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.
Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
i love my Matteo
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