A flat footed creature who roams the earth with us normal humans. He is someone who is never there for anyone and is always self dependent. Mathew Is a unique creature, but not for the good as he is always angering people with his appearence.
by Willow Venero December 12, 2021
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by Mickid1992 November 23, 2021
Get the Mathew mclaffertymug. A bitch as simp who no one likes and likes to fucc guys anally if you meet one you will want to commit suicide and beware he talks shit about you but he wont say it to your face.
by the nigga who eats da pp August 13, 2020
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