Markie Moo

When someone has a small dick and is very Smexy

Person 1:"Hey Markie Moo your dick is small"
Person being called Markie Moo:"(crying noises)"

by M.E.S.H August 14, 2023

Pulling A Markie

When someone in upper management only works until lunch every work day and immediately leaves to play golf and drink fancy cocktails.

Hey is markie in the office? No he’s pulling a markie he left after lunch to play golf and sip apple martinis.

by That guy 2002 October 19, 2023

Markis

Markis is a helper. Someone who ALWAYS puts someone else before themselves. The exact opposite from lazy. Never really does anything wrong so people don’t have a reason to be mad at him. People are mad at his reactions to their bullshit. Markis has a childish heart and is most likely has daughters. He probably has different cartoon socks for each emotion he has. Invests in a lot of figurines or knickknacks. Most likely is a kingdom hearts fan. Extremely spiritual, Has multiple talents and overall is a perfect person.

He is a diamond in the rough. Studies shows you can only get a Markis every couple centuries so treat him right

by Hanna Buratto June 6, 2025

Markie

A penis selfie. A dick pic. A cock Tik Tok.

Last night, just before I clocked out, Chef Mark asked me to come to the office. I didn’t feel comfortable so I went home. When I got to my car, he texted me “I made you something special”. Then he sent me a Markie.

by Wheelin’n’Dealin October 30, 2023

Marki

A unique girl who is always ten steps ahead of the game. Smart, gorgeous, witty and is rightfully put up on a pedestal, because she stands out from all the rest.

There is no one else like her, a diamond in the rough, she's definitely a Marki.

by GeminiGirl66 November 22, 2021

Markies

An Asian ass anime watcher that's fucks thots and then blames his cousin for fucking that thot?

SMH Markies So You Didn't Fuck Her

by Inyamom21 May 21, 2018

Markis

Markis is a very kind and happy boy !! He is very clumsy and not the smartest but he sure is the best friend/bf you could have. Markis is a very good person, you should really keep him in your life.

Girl: Markis really is a good person !

by chongyun February 25, 2022