malaysia

The country where education is very highly politicised.Also a country where Malays are literaly spoonfed from their moment of their birth up to their deaths.Even if you are the no.1 student in Malaysia,you won't get a place in a public university of your choice if you are not a Malay.A Malay can beat you to the seat even if he's a freakin' retard.That is guaranteed.
Friendly?Yes.Non-racist?Not always so.

The universities of Malaysia are foul-ridden with hordes of lazy,incompetitive Malay students.

by Mamaturtle January 19, 2005

Malaya

A beautiful girl, savage but she could be innocent sometimes. Her heart is like gold with glitter but she's a badass. She will turn on you instantly if you mess with her. She has a fat butt and big boobies, she develops faster than most girls in a good way. She makes boys fall instantly in love with her just by a smile, if they do her wrong she will get them back though. She might seem very innocent but is actually very very freaky and is good in the sheets, both girls and boys love her personality cause she is very funny n sweet. If someone is messing with her friend or bf she will beat the living hell outt the person who is messing with them, yes she does know how to fight. Her height is either average or short. Stays loyal and treat her bf with lots of respect

Malaya is probably the most amazing girl

by licklicklickthedick November 14, 2016

Malaysian Studies

A subject that was forced upon all college students in Malaysia because the government was afraid that they would forget the fabricated History of Malaysia and spread discontentment about the country when they go overseas to further their studies.

A huge failure as truth cannot be hidden. Signifying yet another venerability of the poorly though of and highly biased education system.

Studying for Malaysian Studies is a waste of time.

by The Incomplete Name November 10, 2010

Mally Wop

to get beat up very badly

You better leave before you get straight Mally Wopped up in here!

by Shahul March 2, 2007

malaysia

Often touted by its proud citizens as a "developed developing country." Indeed, perhaps the most developed country in Southeast Asia (if you discount a certain city-state...) Yet in reality, Malaysia is no more than the angry, ugly, poor sister who mistakenly kicked out Singapore in the 1960s -- understandably so, given all the tools there (then and NOW). But alas, things were not meant to be...

(Great food though!)

Non-Malaysian: Oh Malaysia! I hear the beaches are beautiful over there in Bali.

Malaysian: Malaysia is NOT Indonesia. Malaysia is a DEVELOPED developing nation while Indonesia is a poor, corrupt third world country --

Non-Malaysian: Oh.

by hkcajai September 4, 2005

On A Flight From Malaysia

An expression used to refer to an individual's plan or intention to drop from the radar, fly low and simply disappear and not be found.

Carl had reached is breaking point. Between his recent divorce, the constant calls from debt collectors and his asswipe boss constantly riding him about his performance, he decided it was time to get On A Flight From Malaysia. He hasn't been heard from since.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

Malaya

A girl who is often heartbroken. She’s a brunette and she’s skinny. She has a bestfriend that sticks to her like glue. Malaya is an amazing girl and has a goofy personality.

“yo i want to talk to that goofy girl over there!”
“Malaya”
“year her!”

by xxxoo May 19, 2018