Mail Slot

When the top of the crack of someone's huge ass can be seen because of low-waisted pants or shorts, and the gap is so wide or large that a parcel or large envelope could fit. Not to be confused with Coin Slot, a much smaller crack that accommodates change.

In the parking lot today at Wal-Mart I saw an enormous woman clammer off of her mobility scooter and load her groceries into her busted-ass minivan. She was showing off her Mail Slot when she slid the door closed to head back to the trailer park. The gap must have been four inches across.

by Chef Dick August 10, 2009

Mailbox Fishing

Going around a neighborhood and stealing mail from mailboxes to sell someone's information online or to find credit cards, checks, gift cards, greeting cards with money, etc.

Mailbox Fishing is a federal offense that is punishable by imprisonment.

Someone was mailbox fishing in my neighborhood because I'm missing very important mail that I should have received last month.

by Legend1999 February 28, 2019

Mailbox

Coined by YouTuber and Twitch Streamer RTGame.

A person who says nothing of note (i.e Spam)

He never shuts up. What a mailbox.

by mercurytheperson January 22, 2023

School Mailbox

A school hoe who is after all men or mails which go into the school mailbox

She is such a school mailbox

by Vqisr October 21, 2021

Mail route

When a girl has tattoos starting on her hip leading down.

If you don’t know where to go just follow her mail route to the box.

by Petro1 December 30, 2018

Spam Mail

The throw-away email address you use to register to sites that you know will spam the shit out of you.

I knew that lesbian fisting site was going to spam me, so I gave them my spam mail.

by wtfpwnage September 20, 2009

Gee Mail

Usually an email that's of MORE INTEREST to the sender, than of the recipient.

Someone sends you an email (Gee Mail) that asks you to forward it to TEN other people or you will lose your right testicle. If you are a woman, you won't lose yours, but your boyfriend or husband will.
OR: you get an email about your friend's or family's kid making honor roll at school, prompting you to say "Gee" who gives a damn? My kid can't even spell his name!

by Webserf September 26, 2012