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macroasshole

A disparaging term for a person who is a huge asshole every single day, in any given situation, one hundred percent of the time.
I tried my damndest to draw something positive out of that macroasshole but there was nothing I could do to elicit it since it just wasn’t in there.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
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macroHard

"macroHard" is a small tech startup company that began in 1971 in Perth, Australia. The company was founded by three unknown, allegedly homosexual men, one of which was struck by lightning in a fatal recreation of Benjamin Franklin's most famous experiment. The two remaining men, low on funds for their startup, joined a carnival in 1974, in a desperate attempt to continue their project. Specializing in self-projection via cannon, they tragically collided mid-air, sprinkling the carnival in a fine red mist, thus bringing macroHard to an end.

macroHard would later be swept under the rug as its most famous competitor, Microsoft made its debut one year after the freak accident. macroHard's most notable achievement is known as DURWEI (pronounced doorway), which was discovered 29 years after its founding, when their former office building, now refurbished for exotic animal sales, burned to the ground, and was found amongst the debris. DURWEI is a low-level turing incomplete Operating System.
If you've heard of Microsoft, you've probably thought of macroHard. Little did you know, it was a real tech startup in the early '70s.

"Man, macroHard really ruined my love for carnivals."
"Macro who?"
"What?"

"Please be quiet during the exam."
by RenderTheAlbinoBoy May 27, 2022
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Dirty Marcos

A person who jerks off in other peoples closets as a career.
by Joenuts567 May 13, 2021
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San Marcos, Texas

badassssss city, known for Southwest Texas State University's beautiful campus, crazy college kids, and the wonderful TOOBING adventures down the river!
by ashlee July 9, 2004
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san marcos academy

The worst school on planet earth, you would be better off at auschwitz. The rules there are just about as bad as Obama policies, and the dress code makes you look like some kind of fired clothes designer.
by Mr_Avacado_Man November 30, 2017
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macOS Ventura

the weirdest os in 2020s
Wow man, dontcha just hate macOS Ventura?
by Boovian November 22, 2022
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Dirty Marcos

When you save a girl from death then she and her friends proceed to have a foursome
I save a girl and we Dirty Marcos
by jowl1239 June 19, 2021
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