stoner mace

When someone turns on the light after smoking out and it blinds you

Damn stoner mace man thanks

by phelonware September 20, 2015

Roman Mace

The sex act of using your testicles as a grip, and the erect penis as a mace and using the cum as blood. the man swirls his penis on the girl's chest.

" yo I just did the roman mace on my girl she said she was beat when we were done!"

by PP Mane January 29, 2020

mace spanner

A turd that spans from edge to edge of the toilet and isn’t touching the water. The mace portion of the definition comes from the undigested peanut chunks sticking out the length of the turd!

Honey, get a tape measure so we can measure my mace spanner in the shitter before we chop it up and flush it!

by Cryptic dude December 20, 2017

toffee on the mace

To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.

"did you pull in that club last night?"

"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"

by ghahfarokhi December 10, 2008

Meat Mace

when you helicopter (spin) your dick in a circular motion so face that all the blood goes to the head, cause it to bulge like a sphere. Resembles a mace

Guy 1: Dude you! Your head is going to explode!
Guy 2: Don't worry man! It's just a meat mace, everyone's been doing this since kindergarten.

by jffellis2 October 22, 2013

Meat mace

A wang or Largeish penis.

"Dude! Put your meat mace away!"

"I call him Mr Dongski."

by Allabaster November 9, 2009

Mace Windu

The worst Jedi Knight in the history of the galaxy. He gets his behind whipped (and fooled) by the supreme master of the force, Emperor Palpatine, as did Yoda.

Mace Windu sucks. Yes he does.

by Imperial Officer April 26, 2005