BEER LUNGS

After a person has a few beers, their speaking volume rises with each new beer until they are yelling everything and you have to tell them to use their "Inside Voice"

After his 3rd beer, Henry's beer lungs were so loud we couldn't hear the band.

by the Wedding Planner June 4, 2010

DOOKIE LINKS

a big fat gold chain

jamal's dookie links go great with his new gold-capped front teeth

by le roi the wigger June 23, 2003

Lunksweft

Lunksweft: "that most magical of herbs". It gives the feeling of being 'chilled', as dope does, whilst giving the other forms of 'recreation' that drugs such as herion, cocain, crack, speed and ecstasy do. Adding to that, it also gives the hallucinagenic properties that LSD and magic mushrooms present to the user. It looks similar to a plain garden weed, which is why it not been discovered until very recently. It can be chopped up and put in a salad, a very safe way to take it as the police wont think to look in your chicken caesar! It can be smoked, like skunk, or it can be ground down to fine pieces, and dissolved into sugary water, which can then be drank, or inserted to a needle and injected into the bloodstream. The police have not discovered this drug yet, but as soon as they do, it will be in a class of its own, so get as much as you can while its still available. To put it plainly, it is the ultimate drug.

"Woahh! There's pink elephants in my cornflakes! Dude! It must be that Lunksweft i took!"

"Yo, roll me a joint of Lunksweft!"

by Matti G December 9, 2008

Linksucks

A divison of crapsco that pretends to provide quality networking devices, but instead offers outdated junk and india tech support.

Bill: Why isnt your router working?
Steve: because Linksucks

I returned that deffective linksucks switch to walmart.

by ZRB March 8, 2009

Linksysterhood

The group of people who host wireless routers lazily, often not securing them and keeping their name 'linksys'. As a result, many nearby internet users can get free wireless internet.

My neighbor's part of the linksysterhood. He doesn't secure his router and never seems to care that he gets slow traffic because five of us are hoarding it.

by Wyn54 November 14, 2010

Lucksing

The act of driving recklessly and extremely distracted while breaking at least 3 laws at any given point in time.

"We're lucky we didn't get into a car wreck, he was lucksing the entire way home"

by DentedF150 November 12, 2011

Lungs of Steel

Having such a great smoking capacity.

Tyler has Lungs of Steel bro! He can smoke like a chimney.

by MistahRigoh August 14, 2019