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Long liquid lunch 

The long liquid lunch was once a time honored tradition where white collar workers got together, usually on Friday, over lunch to network and discuss business matters. It was supposed to be a think tank of esoteric minds, but really everybody just got mindlessly tanked during the course of the afternoon and never made it back to work.
Long liquid lunch by Wardswords February 22, 2018
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long branch high school 

Its a school were the teachers care more about your uniform then your education. The "bathroom" is now the juul room, especially with the freshman/sophomores. You can't trust no one in this school. If your looking for a cute, loyal, caring boy/girl, its very rare to find one here. One good thing about this school are the parties, how everybody had a pen or juul, and the tea
"Lets go to long branch and fish for hoes"

"Especially near long branch high school, I hear everyone comes out high"
long branch high school by idkheyyy February 17, 2019

long con 

A con-job that requires a certain amount of effort and as a namesake, is usually in it for the long haul. Gaining someone's trust for a number of months and then when the stake is in your court and you have their complete trust--taking advantage of it. Usually denotes relationship status or high-level business partnerships.
'The senior manager was in it for the long con. 3 years to nab 8.3 million dollars.'

long dick style

Long Dick Style is a method of intercourse where the rhythm is slow but deep and thorough. It is most effective with a long penis (preferably 8 inches or more). The penis is inserted into the vagina all the way in using a slow, smooth stroke. You pull out slowly as well right until the head of the penis is about to fall out and then you sink back in slow. Rinse, repeat. This allows the female to feel every inch of your long dick. It also increases effectiveness by rotating your hips and doing a "stir the coffee" motion with your stroke. Long dicking is only possible when the man is in a dominant position where he can control the stroke: missionary, doggie, or lazybone (sideways). Playing R&B and matching your stroke to the bass line of the song also increases effectiveness. Be aware of the side effects though. While long dicking a woman can greatly increase your chances of getting breakfast in the morning, it can also take your relationship to a whole other level that you may not want to take it.
I finally got to pipe this new girl I met. I hit it from the back..long dick style.
long dick style by G19G26 May 18, 2016

Long Spear 

A word describing a massive penis, with the strength and power of a God inside a mortal man. Usually used in the context to describe an asian man with glasses and pimples, due to the stereotypes of asian men having a small penis.
'OMG, did you see Brian's Long Spear yesterday? I couldn't even see the other side of it!'
'Long Spears are an exotic type of abnormally large sexual components of the male species. Homosapians who wield these powers have large amounts of female attraction.'
Long Spear by LongSpearMaster25 September 9, 2019

Long Denims 

Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.
Look Marge...here come a flock of Long Denims from the baptist church.
Long Denims by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

Long Haired Punk 

A long haired punk is used to describe a long haired male in the modern punk rock culture. A long haired punk is considered the " black sheep" of the modern punk culture. He makes his own clothes is very pro DIY and choses to grow his hair out long instead of cutting it and getting a Mohawk. A long haired punk won't give a shit If you think he's a poser, because while your dyeing your hair pink he will be out thrashing in the mosh pit. Long haired punks are major hardcore no matter how fast they come into the scene, and and should be respected.
Examples of Famous "long haired punks"
Henry Rollins- Black Flag
Brian Baker- Minor Threat, Bad Religion

The Ramones. All of them.