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loli slayer

someone who slays lolis, hates lolis, or dislikes lolis very much to the point they will kill them.
you know calvin? he's a loli slayer. he told me himself
by fuck you >:] June 28, 2021
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cocoa loli

A cocoa loli is your typical loli except with brown or tan skin, they usually have dark hair but people have drawn variations of hair with coco lolis.
A: dude lolis are not ok
B: but what about them cocoA lolis
A; shit you right about that
by xXROTTENTOMATOXx February 1, 2018
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loli-pop

When a prepubescent female masturbates by inserting a popsicle into her vagina.
Jill was so horny she loli-popped all night long.

I'm kind of horny maybe I'll go loli-pop for awhile.
by Jesusbait October 16, 2008
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Loli Vagoo

Short for lolicon genitalia. In other words, a young child's genitals, often used in humorous sentences shown below. (Feel free to add to this...)
John: I wonder what loli vagoo is like.
Steve: Get the fuck out, fucking furry fag...
by <Sneaky Jesus> September 8, 2006
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loli rapeist

when someone looks horny they are horny and wants to fuck girls and hot girls the only hot girls in the planet are lolis's
loli rapeist "hey kid get in the van for free candy girl"no my mom said your gonna rape me you mother fucker"
by scorta consumer of cum December 29, 2020
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Loli simp

Literally what it sounds like.

Someone that needs to not exist
Oh look, a loli simp
*shoots*
by 俺が見 March 3, 2022
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Reverse Loli

A woman who is middle-aged or elderly but has the emotional and mental capacity of a small child. This is the inverse of a Loli, an anime trope that involves pre-pubescent girls whose sexualization is often justified within the story because they are actually a "1000 year old vampire" which are shallow attempts to avoid accusations of pedophilia. As a result, this is relatively uncharted territory and could have lots of potential to create a new hentai genre.
Person 1: you see that hot lady over there?
Person 2: Bro, she's like 90-something! She even has a walker, what's wrong with you?
Person 1: Nah bro, she's just a reverse loli. She's "young" at heart.
Person 2: You're still a sick fuck
by MrLongNekk December 10, 2020
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