lindsay lohan

A young woman who very much resembles a 90 year old and has let herself get sucked into the media along with everyone else.

Lindsay Lohan reminds me of my great grandmother.

by seth_cohen_fan January 20, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

1) Talented actress who used to be fucking hot, before she started sniffing cocaine, drinking massive amounts of alcohol and becoming anorexic.

2) Cocaine.

1)

- Guy #1: Hey dude, I know it sounds fucking gay but did you see "Mean Girls"?

- Guy #2: Yeah bro! Lindsay Lohan was too fucking hot in that movie man.

2) Hey I got some of that Lindsay Lohan, a kilo to be exact.

by BadassDude May 27, 2009

lohan

synonomous for "melon"; unbelievably, preposterously large 556 DDD- sized tittays

That girl has large lohans....ALL right....

by blue October 7, 2004

Lindsay Lohan

BiG ASS TITTIES!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!

i played with her lindsay's all night.

by Rehab is 4 quitters March 5, 2005

lindsay lohan

A redhead who, like Hilary Duff, is a teen actress who thinks she's cool but really isn't. She also has a large chest and it's rumored that she had plastic surgery to get them. Hilary started a spat with her to get media attention, but it turns out that Aaron Carter was cheating on both of them, so they really should have been mad at him, but they weren't because they're both idiots.

I think Lindsay and Hilary Duff should stop singing and acting and save us all some trouble.

by Kitty April 24, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

Freckles and/or one big freckle

"wow look how many lindsay lohans that girl has!!!!"

by Sadler January 23, 2005

loganssexygf

one of the funniest people ever tbh. fun fact: they’re actually dating logan howlett! (not to be confused with logan paul🥺) well actually! fun fact number two: she used to have a crush on logan paul and he used to be her before bed scenario!

fan 1: I’m actually in love with loganssexygf!

fan 2: omg same!!!

by yelenabelovagf June 20, 2021