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David Loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school
I’m david loch and I approve this message
by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020
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Loch Ness monster

A f##### up turthe on steroroids and has down sindrum
by Hvgfcdxcgvhbgvxdfrcgvhj January 18, 2022
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hot loches

A maneuver commonly used by octogeneratic lesbians during the act of scissoring wherein their voracious labias slap feverishly together in a rhythm that is handed down their ancestors. In the event of a successful joining one lesbian will be selected as the Alpha lesbian sheerly based on the deepness of tone made during suction.
The bell are tolling the time for hot loches is at hand.
by Trixieneedsnewbraces69 June 7, 2021
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loch fraud

A person who uses the Loch-n-Load in Team Fortress 2 as a crutch, because they cant hit pipes with the Iron Bomber or Grenade Launcher. Loch frauds usually use the weapon to snipe players (medics) from across the map and hit airshots that wouldn't be possible without the loch. They pretend to be good at the game, but in reality they get carried by unlocks.

The term was born sometime in the past year, probably because the Loch-n-Load has become more widely used in competitive.
1: "Artist is my favourite player"
2: "Bro, he's a fuckin' loch fraud, stop glazing"
by filip_tf2 July 9, 2025
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Dirty loch

The act of drooling on a girl while she’s gagging from the smell in missionary
I took her home from the club last night and dirty loched her
by Stubbybubbly123 July 25, 2025
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