Be lobed

A extremely offensive word to say to anyone, if you say it you might as well be starting a war. Not to be confused with it's opposite "lobe."
P1: "I don't like your hat."
P2: "Be lobed."
by LunarSkeleton July 24, 2022
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Be lobed

An extremely insulting way to hate a person. By simply muttering the words "be lobed" it should be considered the start of war. Not to be confused with "lobe" which is the complete opposite.
P1: "Hey I think your hat is weird."
P2: "Be lobed"
by LunarSkeleton July 24, 2022
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Lobing

To bend an ear, specifically Strickland's ear.
Strickland (the bean): oh fuck theres a furry lobing me
by Beartings January 18, 2020
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lobe star

A planet where a cat is the father of everyone, eldritch gods are on the loose, and tyler cucked SBThunder
by Lobe Star December 03, 2021
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probe lobes

The doctor starts to probe lobes, only to find that your bodily hygeine is oh, oh so bad."

You taking a q-tip and shoving into one ear, then the other, as you probe lobes,despite the implicit instructions not to, you find wax so old, it could only be conserved in one of those weird museums on a beach strip."

The annual examination your doctor gives, when he puts a light spectrum to your ear to probe lobes, to check out see what's going on, to you nothing, to him, a lighted slick based adventure."
"This ringing in my ear, has got to stop, I'm glad I have an HMO, my doc can probe lobesand see if I have tinnitus."

"I've been sticking q-tips in my ears for years, but when I do the double probe lobes, all I find is more wax build up, my doctor doesn't seem to get that somehow there's a safer way to get it out of there."

"Ya know, if you probe lobes, you might hear a little better, yo, it's like your deaf or something, man, wassup?
by writah' May 17, 2008
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Lobe

The word love but used with a cutie accent.
Only used by Isaac.
Flopcent: “Lobe is MY word.”
WSaac: “STFU i literally invented it.”
by soobinlush August 16, 2022
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